To prepare for at least another four years (good God, possibly another EIGHT) of Obamamania and Congressional rule by the Democrats, I have begun assembling a dictionary of Republican terminology that might come in handy.
OBOMNIA: The state of sleeplessness arising from the thought of an inexperienced 47-year-old Senator leading the country, especially given the current state of economic and international affairs.
ETERNAL DEM-NATION: The seemingly everlasting torments associated with the Democrat takeover of ALL of Washington.
DEM AND DEMMER: Obama and Biden.
RAHMNOPHOBIA: The fear of having a dead fish delivered to your door if you disagree with the newly-appointed Chief of Staff for President-Elect Obama.
YES WE CAN: Possibly the new motto of America's fruit canneries and food processing centers.
BIPARTISANSHIP, MY ASS!: My current favorite phrase, given the condescending tone of the winning party toward the GOP.
Stand by, though, as there is sure to be more useful terminology still to come!
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