Last night, I was thinking how much fun it could be to own a restaurant in DC, probably either downtown or on the Hill. If I had a burger joint (which of course, as a non-meat-eater, I never would), I would politicize the menu to include the following items, strictly for election season:
Joe "the Plumber" Wurtzel-Burger: Thick all-American red meat practically leaking juicy goodness. Plumb delicious!
Joe Bite-in Burger: Plate of sliders, each in the shape of a foot. Fits so easily into the biggest of mouths!
Barack O-Burger: Beef patty between two liberally-sliced buns, with a either a chicken patty or spam hidden underneath. Never quite know what you'll be getting with this one!
The Sarah Special: Fresh sandwich that's almost too pretty to eat. For those on a diet, one of our "Smart" Options.
The Big John Burger: Best choice on the menu! A tried and true, all-American traditional burger. This is the one to vote for!
Still coming up with some more menu options. Thoughts, anyone?
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The Jeremiah Wright Burger: Overstuffed beef patty with lots of spice, smothered with sour pickles. Definitely not the 'WRIGHT' burger if you are meek.
Also, the Bill Clinton burger: Best enjoyed with a cigar afterwards...
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